{"id":751,"date":"2015-01-18T04:47:15","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T04:47:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/franchlife.com\/?p=751"},"modified":"2015-01-18T20:51:07","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T20:51:07","slug":"rocking-chairs-that-dont-rock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/franchlife.com\/?p=751","title":{"rendered":"Rocking Chairs that Don&#8217;t Rock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you were asked to paint a picture of a farmhouse, you would likely include a big porch with rocking chairs. \u00a0In the backyard, you\u2019d likely paint an inviting hammock between two massive trees. If you took a drive out to the country on a quiet Sunday afternoon, you&#8217;d expect that to be part of the scenery. \u00a0One day I was thinking how our home has a big front porch and huge live oak trees in the backyard, but it was still missing the rocking chairs on the porch and the hammock hung between the trees. \u00a0Here I am writing about living on a ranch with farm animals and we didn&#8217;t have what you think of when you think of someone living the country life. \u00a0So, I asked my husband for a hammock for Mother\u2019s Day. \u00a0He responded, \u201cReally? You see a lot of hammocks but you never see anyone lying in &#8217;em.&#8221; \u00a0Hmmm, true. \u00a0The children overheard our conversation and made daddy get me\u00a0what I\u00a0wanted because I&#8217;m their mommy not his. \u00a0I relaxed in that hammock only a\u00a0handful of times\u00a0those first few weeks.\u00a0\u00a0But, I admit, I haven\u2019t since. \u00a0Yet, that didn\u2019t stop me from later the same year requesting rocking chairs for our front porch as a birthday gift. \u00a0I remember waiting for him to say something about how that hammock he got me only moves on windy days. \u00a0He instead lovingly responded with a \u201cYes, dear, whatever will make you happy.\u201d \u00a0So, I began a routine of rocking on my front porch with my cup of coffee every morning. \u00a0But, this was short-lived, ending the day after the day after my birthday. \u00a0It&#8217;s likely your painting of a farmhouse wouldn&#8217;t have a farmer relaxing on the porch anyway. \u00a0It&#8217;s because one thinks of the farmer as always being in the pasture, or in the garden, or at the barn doing something that farmers do. \u00a0That&#8217;s where they are and that&#8217;s where I am. \u00a0The rocking chairs and hammocks would have to be empty for your painting to be an accurate portrayal of life on a franch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you were asked to paint a picture of a farmhouse, you would likely include a big porch with rocking chairs. \u00a0In the backyard, you\u2019d likely paint an inviting hammock between two massive trees. If you took a drive out to the country on a quiet Sunday afternoon, you&#8217;d expect that to be part of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/franchlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/franchlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/franchlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/franchlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/franchlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=751"}],"version-history":[{"count":26,"href":"https:\/\/franchlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":778,"href":"https:\/\/franchlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751\/revisions\/778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/franchlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/franchlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/franchlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}